Reality TV?

My dog is weird.

My dog is weird and believes that dogs on TV are real.

He also believes other four-legged animals on TV have the potential to be another dog.

Like a cow. Could be a dog.

And a horse. That could be a dog, too.

And a bear. Yep. It could be a dog.

But never a cat. Nope, he knows that cats are … well … not dogs.

And how does he react when he sees a dog on TV? He runs straight at the TV, barking and growling and trying to sniff the screen for his new friend/foe/playmate/competitor.

Yep. He’s an idiot.

And now that Target has come out with its new holiday commercial with a giant dog running through the streets, I will get to listen to his idiocy for the foreseeable future.

Oh joy.